Dead Metaphor

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I think the lady at the drugstore thought I was stealing nail polish…

…because I was staring at all the nail polish on sale, walked around the store with it, then at the last second, put it back because I really don’t need more nail polish.

And I kept going in to my bag and pulling out my wallet and put it back.

So I hope they don’t go over the cameras and see me with polish in hand, rummaging through my bag for my wallet, before putting the polish on a shelf with all of the chips.

Fuck off catastrophizing brain!

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