February 2012
Oh jeez...
I’m watching Death To Smoochy and I just realised that my last hair cut is the same as Edward Norton’s…
In order to get your driver’s license, you should be required to complete Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off once.
Well I’d be fucked.
January 2012
You're Batman...
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN BALE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I FUCKING LOVE YOUR FACE AND I HOPE YOU NEVER FUCKING STOP ACTING.
Yeah I know. I want to sleep with you too. But we can’t. You’re Batman and things would get complicated. I’m sorry…but it can never work.
10-year-old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.
I didn’t have my first boyfriend until I was 15 and he turned out to be gay lol
To all my new followers!
Thank you for the follows, I can’t do this without you!
Lolita
Vladimir Nabokov
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. Read by Jeremy Irons. (via guro-tan)
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, a certain initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.”
What does Jamison look like?
His words: I look like a pile of shit, with a beer in my hand.
Fuck no
Jamison is fucking with me. He HAS to be. I was laughing at baby pictures and he declared: That means you want a baby.
My response? “You’re saying that to cover up the fact you want a baby.”
Him: I want a son
Me:
Nailed NY: WELCOME TO tumblr, PLEASE REBLOG. →
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The integrity of the nail art community is rarely compromised. However today I feel betrayed by one of my fellow editors. One editor of our otherwise amazing nail art tag editor community promoted a falsely watermarked image on the featured nail art tag page from ‘nailartworld’, a random 12 y/o…
PREACH ANNA!!! real recognize real…
Play
Reblog in 10 seconds or she will be behind you.
I’m watching The X Files. I am not taking any fuckin’ chances!
Yay!
Whimsical is going to a loving owner in Texas! I’m so happy for this polish.
I could watch X Files all day, every day.
I also see what all the fuss over David Duchovney was about in the 90s.
Phantom Menace is being re-released in 3D
If the movie sucked in 2D, what makes George Lucas think it’ll be any better in 3D?
TRUTH.
Also, my guess on that would be money.
