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December 2011

Nov 30, 201188,226 notes
Nov 30, 2011
#pizza #food #cheese #nom
Nov 30, 2011
#food #pizza #chicken
Nov 30, 20116,986 notes
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November 2011

Nov 30, 20111,052 notes
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Nov 29, 2011
#bottle caps #beer #letters
Nov 29, 20113 notes
#beer #picture
Nov 29, 2011
#green #nail polish #matte #nail art
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for: → aregulargirlcelebritydreams.tumblr.com

keptenlojik:

Lust:  Something that I find attractive. Someone I wanna fuck.
Pride: Something that I like about myself. Something I own you at.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Some important shit I won’t do.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Something I’d kill for.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Some shit I’d eat off the fucking floor.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Someone or something I fucking hate.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of. Something I’ll steal.

Nov 29, 2011139,546 notes
Nov 29, 2011
#nail polish #nail art
Nov 29, 201191 notes
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Nov 29, 20111,522 notes
Nov 29, 20115 notes
#Victoria Beckham #Posh Spice #short hair love
Nov 29, 20111,289 notes
Nov 29, 201167 notes
The L Word! I've missed you!

This show is still great. I can’t remember why I ever stopped watching it so close to the end. I just hope it doesn’t end as terribly as I think it might.

Nov 29, 20112 notes
#The L Word
Trying to explain Jamison ruining Delicate by Damien Rice

Me: Jamison just ruined Damien Rice For Me
LC: How?
Me: He said Delicate has the same chord progression as Don’t Stop Beliebing
Me:…Believing. I just inadvertently created a Bieber antham. And I ruined Don’t Stop Believing.

Nov 29, 2011
#boyfriend #Journey #Damien Rice
Reblog if you'll answer sex related questions.

incredibleediblejames:

I enjoy sexual questions.

Nov 29, 201157,254 notes
JAMISON I WILL MURDER YOU

He just ruined Delictae by Damien Rice because both songs have the same chord progression.

Hey boyfriend, TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT MUSIC KNOWLEDGE INTO A CORNER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

Nov 29, 2011
#Lost #Damien Rice #fuck off
Nov 28, 201133,814 notes
Doing some nail art...

It’s been a while since I’ve done a full mani with nail art. But I’ve been itching to try out Kayla Shevonne’s patchwork design!

I will post pictures when I am finished.

Nov 28, 2011
#nail polish #nail art #Kayla Shevonne
Nov 28, 20111,156 notes
Oh my God Don Draper

He is so ridiculous and mean.

But then he makes up for it by finding Roger’s recordings for a book and giggles about it like a school boy. 

Curse you Don. I love you.

*looking for a mouse* Where’d you go, Mickey?

Nov 28, 20111 note
#Mad Men #Don Draper
Nov 28, 201186 notes
Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.

imnosupeerman:


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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS


this is legit so sick. 

Nov 28, 2011284,909 notes
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#food #waffles #gingerbread

I can’t listen to I’mma Be without thinking of Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrel.

Nov 28, 20113 notes
#Black Eyes Peas #The Other Guys #Mark Wahlberg
Nov 27, 201175,369 notes
Nov 27, 201181,440 notes
Rewatching Lost

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the early seasons of Lost and I just had an overwhelming urge to get Jamison to sit down and watch them with me. So far, so good. He hates Boone though…but I suppose I can’t blame him. Boone is really annoying at first. Also, he is super gorgeous.

Nov 27, 2011
#Lost
Nov 27, 201188,282 notes
#wedding #wedding dress
Nov 27, 20115,198 notes
Your dash lacks some birds with arms

glittercoveredmokona:

riarii:

teizoku:

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THIS SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING I almost choked klajrkwjarwe

I believe in the bearing of arms……hehe

Nov 27, 201161,228 notes

acciomalik:

okay so jensen ackles is more than twice my age but if he asked me to fuck him you best believe i am hopping on that dick

Jamison would totally understand

Nov 27, 2011
Big Titty Problems;

BEING IN THE BACK OF THE BUS ON A BUMPY ROAD

Nov 26, 20113 notes
#big titty problems #fuck #life
Nov 26, 20111,667 notes
Nov 26, 201139,212 notes
@daydreamsofromance

Yes it is definitely sad. I can’t even imagine if that happened in my family.

Nov 25, 2011
Awkward moment for the day...

Jamison’s paternal grandpa is visiting this weekend. He has early onset Alzheimer’s. I have never met this man before tonight and at dinner, “Mr. Bob” was telling a story that started with “My son Scott…” and Jamison’s dad (who is Scott for those of you at home who may be about as tired as I am) said “Yeah dad, me.”

Um…how can you react in that situation? I felt so bad for Jamison’s dad!

Nov 25, 2011
#family #awkward #sad
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