Dead Metaphor

And Happy Birthday Jesus, says my sister.

I hope you all got what you wanted ♥

Pictures of my haul to follow after I’ve cleaned myself up.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLRS AND FOLLOWERS! I ♥ ALL OF YOU!

I of course will be around tomorrow, because let’s be honest, Tumblr would be that awkward Siamese twin growing out of my left shoulder, if it were possible.

*cough* Wow. It’s been over two years since I touched this Don Billingsley story and today I got a plea for an ending. You know what? I think it is about time I give ol’ Donnie Boy some closure with his JoJo.

Whoo! I am back in the writing business! Let’s break some hearts and write some tragedy!

I took some Goosebumps books out from the library today, to read over the holidays and help me retrain my brain to focus on things. I start my meds tonight so perhaps that will help ease my pain and let me sleep. And to aid in such a way, I have “Say Cheese and Die” “The Curse of The Mummy’s Tomb” and “Let’s Get Invisible”

Oh and “The Year My Parents Ruined My Life” which is a book I read every week when I was a wee lass in public school.

Can’t wait to throw on my sweat pants and curl up with these quick reads!

Grrrrr, I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow morning, to figure out once and for all what the hell is causing these health problems. And, as usual, I CAN’T FALL ASLEEP. My body is hurting and crying for sleep. But my mind is like “Hellz nah woman. You ain’t sleeping fo shit tonight!”

Screw you brain. Turn off and let me rest you overactive, unfocusing whore. But no, it wants to plan my whole day out. And when I say my whole day, I mean my whole day. It’s rushing through hours, even minutes, of the day trying to fill them. Get up. Brush teeth. Shower. Get dressed (feeling very adrogynous lately) and get on with the day.

LET IT GO BRAIN! WE’LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET THERE! SHUT UP!

I better get some powerful meds serious answers tomorrow.

Drama at the library! The paramedics are here and some young gun is being tended to. Moments like this make me wish I worked the desk downstairs instead of boring uneventful upstairs.

I can put my hair in the tiniest of tiny samurai ponytail nubs! Yay! This is a huge accomplishment for me since I am growing my hair. I will do a picture comparison when I get home of just how far I have come since September!

All the fucking time. Having a boyfriend makes it worse.

Oh hellz yes! Snoop Dogg taking a present to his grandma. A homemade scented candle holder!

*sniffs* Snoop Dogg just taught me that it’s ok to make cookies for my boyfriend for Christmas. The meaning of Christmas from Snoop Dogg.

Miranda Cosgrove annoys me.

IS NOT FU-

LMFAOOOO!

James: We’re Big Time Rush! We’re a band

Way to be suave James. FABIO! “Oh No! Not Big Time Rush again!”

So…I’m actually watching the BTR Christmas episode. I was promised Snoop Dogg and Fabio. I am waiting patiently.

But I still wish Criminal Minds was on.

I will admit that it’s kind of funny and really makes me want to find an adult sized onesie.

Ok I am never checking tumblr in a pitch black room at midnight again! I am now terrified of what may come out of Jamie’s closet thanks to that scary ass picture with the red circle. FUCK! Humans don’t need sleep right?

Anyone else watch What Not To Wear? If so, does anyone else miss Nick Arrojo as much as I do? Who is this new guy and what has he done with the coolest hair stylist TV used to have?

I used to look forward to seeing what Nick would create! He was so fun! This new guy is…BLAH. Like Carmindy. I love her, she’s very pretty. But I’m so sick of seeing them put the same general makeup on everyone. Would it kill them to use something OTHER THAN FRIGGEN GREY EYESHADOW!

AND NOW THEY’RE TRYING TO PUT THE SAME GENERAL HAIRCUT ON EVERYONE! BLAH!

Sorry. I needed that rant. But I do want to know what happens with the snotty assbite on next week’s episode.

I live a sad life with my overweight tv.

I meant to buy batteries for my camera, since the ones in there now are on their last energy cell (yeah I still have a camera that runs on BATTERIES!) but in my distracted fog of worry, I completely forgot, and now I have to make a trip uptown tomorrow inbetween shifts at the restaurant. Oh well. I wanted to go and get sexy lingerie as a surprise for Jamison anyway (whoo coupons!) but damn. Batteries…grrrr

On the plus side! I got some cute flats for five bucks today at Wal Mart ♥

I am taking on the task of baking some delicious Christmas cookies for my Jamison due to lack of funds to show him that I remember all the cute things about our relationship. In honour of the video game that unofficially brought us together, I am going to make him some cookies in the shape of Little Big Planet’s Sackboy.

Isn’t he cute! The great thing about him is that he comes in all different colours, costumes and textures! So far on my list of costumes to place Sackboy in, I have:

• Fallout’s mascot, Pip Boy
• Batman
• Sherlock Holmes (the movie we were watching when we agreed we were dating)
• Kratos, from God of War
• The two sisters of Heavenly Sword’s Nariko and Kai (see a theme here yet?)
• Solid Snake
• Chuck from Dead Rising 2 (killing zombies FTW)
• Volcom Stone (he always teases me for my unhealthy love for all things Volcom)

And then I am going to make a couple cookies in the shape of the turntables for DJ Hero. It’s a huge challenge, but I am willing to accept it and my Sackboy drawing practice starts now!

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Just once? D:

 Good luck folks lol

Well, my love has a cold and is going back to work tomorrow, but his boyfriend also comes home tomorrow, so I can say goodbye to hangout time with him at least until Christmas. And I have to hear numerous stories that will be all about how “hilarious” this guy is.

Don’t get me wrong. Damen is a nice guy. And he does have moments of hilarity. But honestly, I can only listen to the “great” things he does before I want to punch someone. I get texts about how he tries to climb into the same bed as Jam and I’m supposed to find it funny? Meh. Not really. It actually makes me a little mad because I’m stuck in my own bed alone lol. I think it just hurts a little because he’s so close to Jam’s family so he practically lives there because he doesn’t work, due to school. Jam goes home to him and that makes me sad. Sometimes I wish he would come home to me instead.

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<3

I’m a Canadian girl, through and through. I am not afraid to admit it. I live in a small town of about 21,000 people and we have SIX Tim Horton’s locations. Yes. Six. For 21,000 people. I have a La Senza in my town, not Victoria’s Secret. I wear toques in the winter, and my Smarties, are really candy covered chocolate, similar to M&Ms but better.

One of my dearest friends is from Buffalo and I often forget that when she talks about Smarties or beanies, or Hot Topic, in Canadian, she’s talking about Rockets, toques and…well I’m still searching for the Canadian equivelant of Hot Topic. The closest I have ever really come is Ardene’s and Claire’s having a seriously emo scene baby.

Mind boggling lol

I just checked my makeup kit, and I do not have “normal” false eyelashes. How did this happen?! I can’t go to the library with porcelain doll lashes!

…right?

Put a slice of purple in my hair today. See, when things get bad, I cope by changing something about my look, or my apartment. It’s been a lot of cleaning for a week so today it was change my hair. Plus I got a bullshit phone call from my boss at the Cafe ripping me a new ass for something I didn’t do. So the purple was a bit in spite. I hope she flips a shit.

I’ll post a picture tomorrow after the purple settles.

…I hope Jamie is able to fight off his cold ♥

They put the finalists into a Porsche! A vintage Porsche! GET THEM OUT OF THAT CAR AND OFF THE PUBLIC STREETS IMMEDIATELY!

However, Lance couldn’t even do it because he had a panic attack. I feel ya buddy. Panic attacks are no fun. But I think that sort of sealed your fate.

Mom: Gilbert, are things moving too fast between you and a girl named Stella?

Gilbert: I wish!

I will never again try to make extra plans with Jamie. And you can bet your ass I will never look forward to them again. Because then you’ll just make him call me up and cancel, adding to the already towering heap of SHIT you have given me for the last week.

Me: It’s one in the morning. I think I’ll go to bed

TV: Actually, there’s another episode of Criminal Minds on.

Me:…damn you TV. You win again.

PS. That “Bodacious” porn magazine has become a tv prop staple! I see it in shows everywhere! It deserves it’s own credit now!